A hand Is a prehensile, multi-fingeredappendage located at the end of the forearm or forelimb of primates such as humans, chimpanzees, monkeys, and lemurs. A few other vertebrates such as the koala (which has two opposable thumbs on each "hand" and fingerprints extremely similar to human fingerprints) are often described as having "hands" instead of paws on their front limbs. The raccoon is usually described as having "hands" though opposable thumbs are lacking. Source
The feet stink, don't come here. I don't want to be here anymore...
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SourceWe're making a cult where we worship Krampus because he gave us cool shit.